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Senior Class Reader’s Theatre Comedy
“Grandpa” Martin Vanderhof reigns over a delightful madhouse. On any given day you’ll run into his children and grandchildren, their spouses, and folks who came for a visit and never left. All are artists, writers, and inventors, and none of them have let a lack of talent interfere with having a good time. That’s fine with Grandpa; he opted out of the rat race of conventionality years ago because it was no fun. Today, he “doesn’t believe in income tax” and allows fireworks experiments to go on in the basement. The comedy is over the top in this wacky tribute to nonconformity, but the moral of the story is thought provoking: Find in yourself the courage to do with your life what you really want to do.
Foley Sound/G Man –Â JIM ARBUTHNOT
Gay/Olga –Â MIRIAM BAT-AMI
Martin VanderHoff –Â KEITH CLARK
Essie –Â KIM ELLIOTT
Paul –Â JOHN GEISLER
Boris –Â ROBERT GRIFFIN
Mr. Depinna –Â STEVE HAMMOND
Mr. Kirby –Â LOU IRWIN, JR.
Foley Sound/G Person –Â MARY KRUSKA
Henderson –Â MARK W. KUBE*
Penny –Â RACHEL KUBE
Donald –Â MATT McCORMICK
Tony –Â JAY MILLER
Alice –Â JILL ONGLEY
Mrs. Kirby –Â LENORE SAUER
Rheba –Â GAIL SOMERVILLE
Ed –Â GARY WILLOUGHBY
Director –Â KRISTIN TYRRELL
Scenic Design –Â JACK YATES
Costume Design –Â BARBARA B. MOELAART
Sound/Lighting Designer –Â SEAN MICHAEL SMALLMAN
Technical Director –Â PHILLIP A. MILLER
Properties Master –Â STACY BARTELL
Stage Manager –Â ELVIN E. EAST
April 29 – May 1, 2011